French Jokes

April-fools-jokes

*** 1 April 2012 - April Fools Day / Poisson d'Avril ***


Today, we have 860 friends on our Facebook Profile, as well as 860 fans on our Facebook Fan Page - what a coincidence!! Perfect timing for a double-prank on our Facebook friends and fans!

On our profile, we changed our 'date of birth'. More than 75 people sent their birthday wishes through!

On our fan page, we announced that Facebook was about to close our page for violating the site policies (a joke, bien sûr!). Approximately 100 fans commented, 'liked' or 'shared' our updates!


A very successful April Fools day, indeed!

Merci everyone for showing so much love! We also seize this opportunity to say un grand merci to our 1500+ followers on Facebook for your continuous support!

We hope that you are not going to hold a grudge against us (pas de rancoeur)!

 


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Read more about great French Jokes (joke = blague):

 

 

Q: Why couldn't the carpenter finish his job?

A: Because he didn't have a clou!

(Clou means 'nail' in French for any of you who don't speak French..)

 

Did you know the toothbrush was invented by the French?
... If it had been invented by anyone else it would have been called the Teethbrush...!


Q: Why don't the French Barbeque?

A: The snails keep slipping between the grills!

  

Q: "How do you say 'Easter is a good idea' in French?"

A: "C'est une bonne idee." (bunny day).

  

A French cat called "Un Deux Trois" challenges an English cat called "One Two Three" to a race across The Channel.

Q: Which cat won?

A: One Two Three ... because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!


Apparently from an English newspaper:

Q: Why did the chef take his own life?

A: Because he lost the huile d'olive...


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